On MrMohawk.com, of course. Just like you. And if you haven't heard of Mr. Mohawk you're eaither (a) a 40-year old virgin sitting in the dark with a family-size (the family wasn't included) bag of Lays and a Mountain Dew trying to find the latest hacks (or porn) and stumbled upon this website, or (b) a caveman (or cavewoman, not trying to be sexist here). Well, no matter who you are, you're about to find out what this part of everyones favorite comic site* is all about!

* - my opinion may differ from yours, however, mine is correct 

My name's Jeff Stern, the editor, publisher, and maintainer of Mr. Mohawk. I'm teamed up with Joe, the one that draws the comics. While I take second-stage I'm subject to dealing with many of the questions (sometimes just flat out complaints) like, THIS COMIK AINT WORKINNN!!! *blahblahblah* WHY THE #$@! CANT I BE IN A COMIC? *blahblahblah* I DONT WANNA BE MADE FUN OF IN A COMIC!!!! *waaah*

Well the answers to these questions are "suck it up," "go bungee jump over an active volcano then we'll talk," and "eat a rock" (respectively).

Then I always get the: What do you even do for Mr. Mohawk?, all the time. Oh, but don't worry, I love the site! But I figured that I could use a piece of the site for myself. I'm going to do to MrMohawk.com, what Justin Timberlake did for the Kids Choice Awards. Fill the site up with more unexciting rants and less of the main content (oh, and slime, lots of slime!).

So, I'm here to waste more space on the internet with rambling posts about nothing important (although maybe, if you're lucky, they'll actually be Mr. Mohawk related). So, really, you wouldn't even be able to call this news without the column M³, found below, which I'll use to keep you informed on the latest happenings here at Mr. Mohawk. The rest is crap. So enjoy !

Yep, this is the part that actually talks about Mr. Mohawk, briefly. If I think there's a more important item, I'll give it it's own post. I thought of the name, pretty catchy, if I may say so myself. Back-Comics Since I've been lazy about putting the old comics back up on the site since switching over to the new server I decided. Every day there's a new comic, I'll put 5 more of the old ones up. Tomorrow #85-89 will go up, after that 80-84, and so on. Eventually I'll finish! The 404 Page - Yep half the site still isn't working, since we've made the switch out of freewebs. However, I do plan on having everything working before Season 4. Contest or no contest, that be the question. There will most likely not be a new contest until after Season 4. Past winners - On that note, the winners of the 2nd Trivia contest from months ago were announced but then they got lost in the switch to the new site. Once again they are: Eric M., Alex Pi., Anthony M. You'll all get your prize...one of these days. Really havin' a party now - The forums are dead. I know you're all great at conversation starting so bring that talent over to the forums.